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Some day Taylor Swift will meet a man who treats her well; she'll find a level of happiness that will totally wreck her songwriting career.
I think any guy that gets Adele or Taylor Swift mad enough to write a hit record should be entitled to at least 10% of the royalties.
I think all of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends need to get together and hire themselves a good songwriter.
Animal Planet's new sports fishing show promises to find "America's #1 Hooker." Just what we needed, more prime time TV for the Kardashians.
Over-easy eggs on toasted wheat bread with garlic and onions and a Keurig cup of Italian coffee! Great start today! http://t.co/NLjVwAsjbC
It's a good thing Adele and Taylor Swift aren't dating. Imagine if they broke up.
This may explain why I was totally snubbed by him when I worked all night answering phones on his Telethon one year. http://t.co/wJnGL7Jhgz
Human thought is an immeasurably powerful force. Everything that happens always starts as an idea in someone's head. Think positively.
I was married to a tree surgeon who wrapped me in firs, but when he decided to branch out and bark up the wrong tree, I decided to leaf him.
29 bars re-filled pricey bottles with cheap booze, sold it for high "top shelf" prices in NJ. Just when I thought everyone was honest there.
My first husband was a surgeon who got involved sexually with his patients, which was very humiliating to me, because he was a tree surgeon.
Gray hair is so unnatural it must come from pollutants in the environment. Thank goodness my hairdresser can make these roots natural again.
Friday we drove our 64 Vette to Ft Worth Stockyards for dinner with Lone Star Corvette Club; thanks for a great time! http://t.co/pD2YgFLobf