Ruth Buzzi
@Ruth_A_Buzzi
I'm happily retired from showbiz; enjoying our cats, horses, cows, an1
RT @goldiehawn: Getting ready to co-host with @andersoncooper . Looks like a good day! http://t.co/pTQ6pUl5
Some day Taylor Swift will meet a man who treats her well; she'll find a level of happiness that will totally wreck her songwriting career.
I think any guy that gets Adele or Taylor Swift mad enough to write a hit record should be entitled to at least 10% of the royalties.
I think all of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends need to get together and hire themselves a good songwriter.
Animal Planet's new sports fishing show promises to find "America's #1 Hooker." Just what we needed, more prime time TV for the Kardashians.
Over-easy eggs on toasted wheat bread with garlic and onions and a Keurig cup of Italian coffee! Great start today! http://t.co/NLjVwAsjbC
RT @gwendolbowling: @OMGFactsCelebs @Ruth_A_Buzzi's dad was a stone sculptor& some sit on top of NYC buildings. Dan Akroyd's grandfather be…
It's a good thing Adele and Taylor Swift aren't dating. Imagine if they broke up.
RT @SistaSue60: Why I Love Ruth Buzzi.m4v @Ruth_A_Buzzi I have never seen this before. I was laughing so hard! You are a genius!! http://…
If God wanted me to touch my toes He'd have put them on my knees.
Dog: Feed me, give me a back yard; I'll show you affection forever. Cat: Give me your house and food and I'll stay here. #Happy #CATurday
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RT @HuffPostComedy: Do we care that Jerry Lewis still doesn't find women funny? http://t.co/hBF1rXkAtB
This may explain why I was totally snubbed by him when I worked all night answering phones on his Telethon one year. http://t.co/wJnGL7Jhgz
Human thought is an immeasurably powerful force. Everything that happens always starts as an idea in someone's head. Think positively.
I was married to a tree surgeon who wrapped me in firs, but when he decided to branch out and bark up the wrong tree, I decided to leaf him.
RT @srossi72: @Ruth_A_Buzzi OH MY GOD!! thank you thank you for following me!!!!!!!!! loved you since childhood.....you have made my day Ruth......muah xx
29 bars re-filled pricey bottles with cheap booze, sold it for high "top shelf" prices in NJ. Just when I thought everyone was honest there.
My first husband was a surgeon who got involved sexually with his patients, which was very humiliating to me, because he was a tree surgeon.
Gray hair is so unnatural it must come from pollutants in the environment. Thank goodness my hairdresser can make these roots natural again.
Friday we drove our 64 Vette to Ft Worth Stockyards for dinner with Lone Star Corvette Club; thanks for a great time! http://t.co/pD2YgFLobf
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