I'm happily retired from showbiz; enjoying our cats, horses, cows, an1
Christmas could be the next victim of over-reach by the government. Santa Claus is now at the IRS trying to explain $160 billion in gifts.
Welcome to another episode of Little House on the Tundra... it's like Bozeman, Montana here in North Texas! http://t.co/BxfcMewW2j
The view from our balcony: Yesterday morning we had coffee there, enjoying balmy weather. Today, not so much. http://t.co/tatCyKRI12
Primates have fully evolved into caffeine absorption and response systems. There's nothing wrong with being rude before you get your coffee.
Scientists reveal men have selective hearing & block out what they don't want to hear. Well duh. I tried to tell them this so many times.
If the New York chimpanzee wins "human being" status, we know where this is headed..it's just a matter of time until he ends up in Congress.
A chimpanzee in New York has filed a lawsuit to be declared a human! If he wins, he'll keep on fighting until his lawyer becomes one, too.
Who you gonna love? You gotta love someone! We love our friend Murray Langston, The Unknown Comic, and his new book! http://t.co/OD04YROX2l
How dare an interviewer ask if I ever do any housework! Here I am, ironing and doing laundry, a normal country wife! http://t.co/P4hAcBjM8X
Let's all get the holiday spirit. Give people a piece of your heart instead of a piece of your mind.
Let's just give the government back to the Indians and let them pay off the national debt with casino profits.
Even turkeys have something to be thankful for today.... Vegetarians.
Have you heard the traditional American Indian Thanksgiving tribal chant? It goes like this... "Thanks for nothing."
Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. Don't forget, before going to bed, to set your scales back 5 pounds.
I'll vouch for my friend @dickiesmothers who needs to be "verified" and it is really HIM!! Now listen here, you guys, give him a checkmark!