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Ruth Buzzi

Ruth Buzzi Ruth Buzzi

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I'm happily retired from showbiz; enjoying our cats, horses, cows, an1

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There's no credible evidence anywhere in the universe that life was meant to be taken too seriously.

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I've gotten over the fact that my first husband left me, but I'm still mad that he left me at an animal shelter! Happy #CATurday XOXO

A lake disappeared, then lava erupted from a mountain near Mexico City this morning. The mountain enjoyed Mexico until it drank the water.

Congress unanimously voted to make today National Chocolate Chip Cookie day. Finally they did something.

We were given 2 eyes to see, 2 legs to walk and 2 ears to hear, but why only one heart? The other is given to someone else for us to find.

The worst bargain in the world is cheap garden hose. The best bargain in the world is the love we get back from dogs, cats, and other pets.

Around here, my husband makes me breakfast on Saturday. He refers to this as BuzzFeed. By the way HAPPY #CATurday! http://t.co/RszJkRQm9R

Not many people know this, but Superman came back here to save us a few years ago. Unfortunately, he's still looking for a phone booth.

At this age, I know it all. My only problem is, I can't remember it all.

There's a superhero in you waiting for the chance to rip off those glasses, burst out of that drab outfit, and fly off to save the world.

I'm really, really proud of my body of work. It's my other body I'd rather not talk about.

If an employer asks for your FaceBook password, tell them it's "NonaYaBizNiz"

I told my husband's masseuse she can still come on Thursdays and give him his massage, as long as she wears boxing gloves and a hockey mask.

RT @EsterGoldberg: Everyones talkin bout Jason Collins comin out as NBAs 1st openly gay player Hes also the 1st NBA player never asked to t…

RT @TAPS4America: We honor the life and service of Pfc. Charles P. McClure, 21, of Stratford, OK who died May 2, in Camp Buehring, Kuwait. …

As wrinkles increase, eyesight decreases. What a wonderful world.

We live in Texas but not in a desert! Our dogs in the woods behind our house... It's beautiful here! http://t.co/oIf57cCIPe

We set a 115 year record for cold weather today in the DFW area. Come on, global warming.... where are you when we need you?

It's so cold this morning I saw a Congressman with his hands in his own pockets.

Healing: when desire to move on exceeds desire to hold on.

RT @JerryThomas: I followed @Ruth_A_Buzzi so now Twitter says I should also follow Goldie Hawn, Joan Rivers and Elayne Boosler LIKE I'M SOM…

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