I'm happily retired from showbiz; enjoying our cats, horses, cows, an1
I just ate a nice bowl of Senior Alphabet Soup. It's exactly like any other bowl of alphabet soup, but the letters are a lot larger.
I'm RETIRED! That's correct! I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today.
I've gotten over the fact that my first husband left me, but I'm still mad that he left me at an animal shelter! Happy #CATurday XOXO
A lake disappeared, then lava erupted from a mountain near Mexico City this morning. The mountain enjoyed Mexico until it drank the water.
Congress unanimously voted to make today National Chocolate Chip Cookie day. Finally they did something.
We were given 2 eyes to see, 2 legs to walk and 2 ears to hear, but why only one heart? The other is given to someone else for us to find.
The worst bargain in the world is cheap garden hose. The best bargain in the world is the love we get back from dogs, cats, and other pets.
Not many people know this, but Superman came back here to save us a few years ago. Unfortunately, he's still looking for a phone booth.
At this age, I know it all. My only problem is, I can't remember it all.
There's a superhero in you waiting for the chance to rip off those glasses, burst out of that drab outfit, and fly off to save the world.
I'm really, really proud of my body of work. It's my other body I'd rather not talk about.
If an employer asks for your FaceBook password, tell them it's "NonaYaBizNiz"
I told my husband's masseuse she can still come on Thursdays and give him his massage, as long as she wears boxing gloves and a hockey mask.
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We live in Texas but not in a desert! Our dogs in the woods behind our house... It's beautiful here! http://t.co/oIf57cCIPe
We set a 115 year record for cold weather today in the DFW area. Come on, global warming.... where are you when we need you?
It's so cold this morning I saw a Congressman with his hands in his own pockets.