I'm happily retired from showbiz; enjoying our cats, horses, cows, an1
This may explain why I was totally snubbed by him when I worked all night answering phones on his Telethon one year. http://t.co/wJnGL7Jhgz
Human thought is an immeasurably powerful force. Everything that happens always starts as an idea in someone's head. Think positively.
I was married to a tree surgeon who wrapped me in firs, but when he decided to branch out and bark up the wrong tree, I decided to leaf him.
29 bars re-filled pricey bottles with cheap booze, sold it for high "top shelf" prices in NJ. Just when I thought everyone was honest there.
My first husband was a surgeon who got involved sexually with his patients, which was very humiliating to me, because he was a tree surgeon.
Gray hair is so unnatural it must come from pollutants in the environment. Thank goodness my hairdresser can make these roots natural again.
Friday we drove our 64 Vette to Ft Worth Stockyards for dinner with Lone Star Corvette Club; thanks for a great time! http://t.co/pD2YgFLobf
I just ate a nice bowl of Senior Alphabet Soup. It's exactly like any other bowl of alphabet soup, but the letters are a lot larger.
I'm RETIRED! That's correct! I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today.
I've gotten over the fact that my first husband left me, but I'm still mad that he left me at an animal shelter! Happy #CATurday XOXO
A lake disappeared, then lava erupted from a mountain near Mexico City this morning. The mountain enjoyed Mexico until it drank the water.
Congress unanimously voted to make today National Chocolate Chip Cookie day. Finally they did something.
We were given 2 eyes to see, 2 legs to walk and 2 ears to hear, but why only one heart? The other is given to someone else for us to find.
The worst bargain in the world is cheap garden hose. The best bargain in the world is the love we get back from dogs, cats, and other pets.
Not many people know this, but Superman came back here to save us a few years ago. Unfortunately, he's still looking for a phone booth.