I can't wait to stop breast feeding so I can take xanax again #mother1
I needed some last minute gifts for people SO look at this! https://t.co/CEX2vubGH2 - saves time and the planet. Win win.
My baby is crazy tall for her age so I'm gonna start giving her coffee in her bottle to stunt her growth. That's fine, right?
Guys! #thewalkingdead spinoff - Tyrese and four kick ass little girls - As a multi-cam. Who's with me?
#walkingdead IM OUT! NO MORE I SAY!! ...But if the spinoff is Tyrese and four little girls on the run/killin zombies & being a family I'm in
I call this one "Why did you have that baby and when did she get so fast?? Pick me up goddammit!" http://t.co/5KJGIkVMjF
Prematurity is the leading cause of infant death so I’m joining @marchofdimes to raise awareness ... Wanna join me?