The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - dysentery enthusiast
RT @juliussharpe: I can't believe the government is reading my emails. Even I don't read my emails.
RT @juliussharpe: I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet. Then I decided to leave that Denny's.
RT @ChrisRRegan: How many critics are chomping at the bit to write "World War Zzzzzzzzz?"
"Alcohol's better while debating someone you mostly agree with." --Drinking Liberally
Dear Apple: This is a set of earbuds. It is not the contents of Fort Knox. Please revise your packaging accordingly. http://t.co/afuPjrD5wN
Just saw someone pay for something with a check. My time machine works! IT WORKS!!!
RT @DamienFahey: I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating…
RT @ChrisRRegan: I'll bet senior proms across the nation now have the highest number of girls named "Alanis" than at any other time in hist…
"Let's all do something together and have all but one of us fail at it." --family game night
“Starsky and Hutch” was originally titled “Starsky and Rabbit Cage.” This is fun, right? We’re having fun.