Seth Macfarlane
@SethMacFarlane
The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - dysentery enthusiast
RT @neiltyson 24: “Nature abhors a vacuum” came from space-illiterate people. In fact, Nature just loves a vacuum. It's most of the universe.
RT @juliussharpe: I can't believe the government is reading my emails. Even I don't read my emails.
RT @juliussharpe: I cried because I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet. Then I decided to leave that Denny's.
RT @ChrisRRegan: How many critics are chomping at the bit to write "World War Zzzzzzzzz?"
"Alcohol's better while debating someone you mostly agree with." --Drinking Liberally
RT @JonEvanMoore: @SethMacFarlane When's it coming out? // May 30, 2014. Get comfortable.
Nearly halfway done filming A Million Ways to Die in the West
RT @stigerscurtis: @SethMacFarlane I just watched Ted on BETA.
Dear Apple: This is a set of earbuds. It is not the contents of Fort Knox. Please revise your packaging accordingly. http://t.co/afuPjrD5wN
Just saw someone pay for something with a check. My time machine works! IT WORKS!!!
#FF @neiltyson 24. That is all.
RT @DamienFahey: I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating…
RT @ChrisRRegan: I'll bet senior proms across the nation now have the highest number of girls named "Alanis" than at any other time in hist…
RT @neiltyson 24: Things you might say if you flunked Intro Probability & Statistics: "Everything happens for a reason."
RT @neiltyson 24: Things you might say if you flunked Intro Probability & Statistics: "There's no such thing as coincidences"
"Let's all do something together and have all but one of us fail at it." --family game night
RT @TheOnion: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT." – George R. R. Martin http://t.co/Scj6fny6wQ
“Starsky and Hutch” was originally titled “Starsky and Rabbit Cage.” This is fun, right? We’re having fun.
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