The Official Twitter Page of Seth MacFarlane - dysentery enthusiast
RT @gingerthejester: When Lady Gaga sings "do what you want with my body" with R Kelly, she means pee on her body, right?
RT @DearAnyone: Brake lights should just be a light-up "Fuck You" sign.
RT @DamienFahey: I get where you're coming from but maybe don't "Like" the Nelson Mandela Dies at 95 articles on Facebook.
RT @juliussharpe: The closest I'll probably ever come to time travel is meeting someone who's still offended by swearing.
RT @kevinseccia: Just ran a twelve minute mile. A small boy who kept passing me eventually became an old man in a bushy beard wearing a sil…
Wow, just read a scathing New York Times review of A Million Ways to Die in the West.
“What’s your second-filthiest clothing item? Let’s fill it with holiday food!” --Christmas stockings
Mos Eisley now has a farmer’s market on Wednesdays, so things are lookin’ up!
RT @markleggett: I told a guy who cut me off in traffic to suck my cock and he did and it was amazing and that was a year ago today and we'…