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RT @juliussharpe: I've now reached the point when I go running, I take my health insurance card with me.
--> recommend the job, as Zadan and Meron are two of the most talented producers in the business. My suggestion for host is Joaquin Phoenix.
Traumatized critics exhale: I'm unable to do the Oscars again. Tried to make it work schedule-wise, but I need sleep. However, I highly-->
When's the earliest it's cool to operate a leaf-blower? Never before 3pm, right?
@ActuallyNPH killed it today in A Million Ways To Die In The West -- the man is brilliant.
RT @DamienFahey: One day Ke$ha will run out of words that rhyme with beer and it'll be all over.
RT @DamienFahey: I love restaurants that have signs like "Since 1916". It's a great way to know the place you're eating at was probably sup…
On nights when I'm feeling freaky, I hire a tough chick to come to my house and write mean reviews about me.
RT @juliussharpe: If I was homeless, I would roam the halls of the Four Seasons eating off discarded room service carts. I might do it anyw…
RT @juliussharpe: "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?" "Neither. It's annoying me you're so proud of yourself for havi…
RT @juliussharpe: Everyone who's said, "You haven't seen the last of me!" after being kicked off a reality show has never been seen again.
In case you hear a cell phone in the background of A Million Ways To Die In The West, some historians say they had those back then.