The medi fast commercials where the fat person is talking/crying to the thin person of themselves is creepy. #JustSayin
"Quit being a bitch. Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. Fucking act like it." #love
"You're nice to the weird kid once, then BOOM. Stalked for life." ~lol
"I don't know if I want to punch you or kiss you so I'm just going to ignore you."
"If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks...Then I'll follow you into the dark..."
RT @so_amused: Marriages today should be arranged like mortgages: "Wanna lock in for 3 or 5 years?"