So our Unicorn poop cookies were an epic failure. It's like unicorn cow patties. Lol http://t.co/cdz6xY5dyg
"And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Honey your just not my cup of tea.. but then again I don't like steaming piles of sh*t in my tea.
I'm a buff baby who can dance like a man, I can shake'a my fanny, I can shake'a my can, I'm a tough tootin baby, I can puncha your buns.
RT @disneywords: They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true. –Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)