Steve Martin
@SteveMartinToGo
You can find out about my music and comedy shows with the Steep Canyo1
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Performing with Emmylou Harris last night in Eugene! http://t.co/Cpa0OTQ8
The winner of the 600 million dollar lottery ticket purchased it in Florida. And I have been to Florida.
Goodnight to all of my Twitter followers, and don't forget to check out my latest...uh...thing.
Wow, the ladies must like you! RT @CanisSapien80: Whenever I wear a hat I'm described as "Trying to hard."
Why is it whenever I wear a hat, I'm described as "in disguise?" http://t.co/GrYrASQ3V6
Yet, we miss you here in NYC. RT @RichardEGrant: It's as humid as a hippo's armpit and sauna soothingly lush!
I'm quoted on this, but it's really from, "Bilko."RT @msund1: "All I've ever wanted is an honest weeks pay for an honest days work."
With my friend the artist Eric Fischl at the launch of his great memoir, "Bad Boy." http://t.co/A31YuDyCMi
Spent an afternoon with the President of the United States. That's right. I am now 24,434,432 in the in line of succession.
@ABFalecbaldwin Dear Alec, This is clearly a visitor from the mid-west who only wants a photo to share with his kids back home.
Rounder records has posted our (@EdieBrickell) new album in full on YouTube. http://t.co/l34VO87SJn
Hi. I am the Internet. I now own Steve's Twitter feed. I like Rice-a-Roni ads but cat videos not so much.
I love the Internet! I'm giving it my Social Security number.
Ha ha ha! The Internet is so funny.
The Internet and I are having a drink and talking about it.
I haven't tweeted for a while because I'm mad at the Internet.
Same song. We got confused. RT @cheezmo:What is the name of track 11? I see "Who Are You Gonna Wake Up?" or "Who You Gonna Take?"
I guess I meant the painter. RT @G_Jai_: Are you sure that you are not talking about Liechtenstein?
Here's a link to me on the #Fallon show that the nation is talking about. Not this nation, but I think Lichtenstein.http://t.co/NzKcIbJam9
Here's a link to me on the #Fallon show that the nation is talking about. Not this nation, but I think Abu Dhabi. http://t.co/M1Y7eSnyy0
That is a request up with which it is hard to put. *Churchill*RT @jwwashburn: Steve, do not end a sentence with a preposition.
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