Kevinsmith
@ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
In need of giggles? Then stick the brand new GET OLD in your ear-pussy! http://t.co/XvtuFEOtya Also: PLUS ONE record! http://t.co/L8S8TaLHbj
SEABROOK SCORES and the @NHLBlackhawks win Game 4 in OT! The series is even between the Hawks and the @NHLBruins in this #StanleyCup battle!
We're heading to OT for the #StanleyCup Finals! @NHLBlackhawks & @NHLBruins tied at 5 - 5! Watch sudden death here: http://t.co/FCwHwQIcYl
SHARP! @NHLBlackhawks score, taking the lead over the @NHLBruins 5 - 4! And then suddenly, BOYCHUK scores making it 5 - 5! What a game!
Holy. Shit. What a pants-shittingly AMAZING period! @NHLBlackhawks up 4 - 3 but @NHLBruins just nearly tied it! Must-See Hockey! #StanleyCup
It's the #StanleyCup Finals, Game 4. At end of 1st period, @NHLBlackhawks and @NHLBruins are tied, 1-1. Watch online: http://t.co/FCwHwQIcYl
Via @mrBradRaven "shoot CLERKS III under saturated. happy medium between B&W/Color" I might. Also thinking of shooting available light only.
RIP James Gandolfini! Your iconic portrayal of mob boss Tony Soprano gave soul to a monster and fostered perverse pride in the Garden State!
Via @rawcre8tive "your #ManOfSteel Metallica comparison is hilarious" Me & @RalphGarman talk Superman on FAT MAN: http://t.co/iVMPvHi9ES
Via @martin_mccue "lovin JAY AND BOB GO DOWN UNDER" @EpixHD has been good to me & SModCo. See it & other stuff here: http://t.co/h48VFIGUxp
CALIFORNIA! See me & @RalphGarman in L.A. on FRI: http://t.co/V8M2rK6voN See me & @JayMewes 352 in SAN FRAN on SATURDAY: https://t.co/pGwYU8NfzY
In today's @NYPost_PW, some really nice ink on FAT MAN ON BATMAN: http://t.co/2UdbheHX9V Welcome to the Fat Cave: http://t.co/UMG7ZpenWE
HOLLYWOOD! The BABBLE is finally back! Laugh at & with me & @RalphGarman at @ImprovComedyLA this Friday night, 10pm: http://t.co/V8M2rK6voN
I used to buy comedy albums as a kid. Now, I finally made one of my own! Introducing PLUS ONE: 'MERICA! On sale here: http://t.co/L8S8TaLHbj
I used to buy comedy albums as a kid. Now, I made one! PLUS ONE: 'MERICA - on sale here:… http://t.co/dxmBJS0eGP
We've seen how Superman deals with General Zod, but how does the #ManofSteel shave? Vote up my theory video at https://t.co/SW0JUmXZKW
Hear me and @RalphGarman talking #ManOfSteel on FAT MAN ON BATMAN: http://t.co/iVMPvHi9ES Wanna see BABBLE in person? http://t.co/XvaZFligBo
SAN FRANCISCO! Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPER GROOVY! https://t.co/pGwYU8NfzY Spend SATURDAY NITE with me & Jay!
Via @Siggy_1977 "They have permission for this? http://t.co/Hep9mpdZMj" I don't know WHAT that is. Whoa - I'm having a MR.SPARKLE moment...
The perfect woman lets you name your kid Harley Quinn. Or... The perfect woman gives you a HARTFORD WHALERS WEDDING! http://t.co/wgF7s8aJvz
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