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It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
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Off to a blazing start for SUPER GROOVY @NewBeverly screening! Cast in the house: me, @JayMewes 610, @bengleib, @JenSchwalbach, & @neilhimself 30!
I adore @JenSchwalbach the way people adore Jesus. I don't venerate her like she's Mary - I worship her like she's God. Plus: she fucks me!
I'm going on a MAD MAN date with @JenSchwalbach. Sounds romantic and expensive but really, we're just gonna watch TV. #OldMarriedCoupleStuff
And on my 14th anniversary, I look up at the big screen in #SMilly and see my lawfully-wedded fuck-buddy @JenSchwalbach as a giant cartoon.
14 years ago today, @JenSchwalbach & I got married at the Skywalker Ranch. All of my love to the Princess who makes a Jabba feel like a Han.
Awww... @JenSchwalbach shows up and gets a big round of applause here in #SManhattan. Makes me miss her even more. See you (naked) Friday!
Enjoying all this GROOVY #SManhattan fun but missing my lawfully-wedded best friend & fuck-buddy, @JenSchwalbach. Love you, my Blunt-Girl...
GROOVY SPOILERS! This is my mini morning-ode to my Blunt-Girl, @JenSchwalbach: http://t.co/6NwtSa0Txl I love you and I miss you, Blunt-Wife!
Introducing @JenSchwalbach as the Blunt-Girl! I miss you here in #SMatlanta, my love... https://t.co/mWwfJ1u2Oc
Happy for tonight's World Premiere of JAY & SILENT BOB'S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE... but I ache for @JenSchwalbach. I miss you, Super-Pal.
Trying to diet. Sex with my wife would take my mind off food, but @JenSchwalbach's on the other side of the country. So instead, I eat. #Fat
Via @bamaredsox "never been to Jersey & don't get your jokes but you have a nice smile I think I'm connected to" Said @JenSchwalbach in '98.
Happy Birthday to my forever-girlfriend @JenSchwalbach! I love you, Jen! You're the most fascinating person I know AND you also give me sex!
Via @stickfigurehero "How goes CLERKS III?" Love it. On page 85. Wanted opinions so I asked @JenSchwalbach & @TellEmSteveDave-Bry to read.
EAST COAST! @ComicBookMenAMC 2 is on TONIGHT at 10! I would live-Tweet it, but I'm on a 15th Anniversary boning date with @JenSchwalbach! #CBM
RT @JenSchwalbach: Today is the 15th anniversary of my first date with @ThatKevinSmith. I knew that night that I would marry him.
It's a song about a couple looking back. And the thought of looking back on a life spent with @JenSchwalbach always makes me happy and calm.
My wife's not a fan of this song so you can't blame her for the chart position. But this song's about the @JenSchwalbach I'll meet one day.
8) The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies. 322 plays. Always reminds me of @JenSchwalbach: a) yoga kinda song, & b) she IS the air I breathe.
The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies. 322 plays. Always reminds me of @JenSchwalbach: a) yoga kinda song, and b) she IS the air I breathe.
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