It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
KevinSmith mentioning 'JenSchwalbach'
I adore @JenSchwalbach the way people adore Jesus. I don't venerate her like she's Mary - I worship her like she's God. Plus: she fucks me!
14 years ago today, @JenSchwalbach & I got married at the Skywalker Ranch. All of my love to the Princess who makes a Jabba feel like a Han.
Happy for tonight's World Premiere of JAY & SILENT BOB'S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE... but I ache for @JenSchwalbach. I miss you, Super-Pal.
Happy Birthday to my forever-girlfriend @JenSchwalbach! I love you, Jen! You're the most fascinating person I know AND you also give me sex!
It's a song about a couple looking back. And the thought of looking back on a life spent with @JenSchwalbach always makes me happy and calm.
My wife's not a fan of this song so you can't blame her for the chart position. But this song's about the @JenSchwalbach I'll meet one day.
8) The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies. 322 plays. Always reminds me of @JenSchwalbach: a) yoga kinda song, & b) she IS the air I breathe.
The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies. 322 plays. Always reminds me of @JenSchwalbach: a) yoga kinda song, and b) she IS the air I breathe.