It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
Backstage at the Pabst Theater, getting ready to get SUPER GROOVY and GET OLD in Milwaukee! http://t.co/lXmajcwzPk
Via @johncusack "gotta fugure out how to do that" How to pod? I can help, sir. I'm holding a boom box over my head & it's blaring podcasts.
TEST YOUR MARVEL UNIVERSE I.Q. AGAINST A MASTER!!! And that master is a 4 year old girl named Mia. http://t.co/OezmQeAY81 So. effin. Cute.
Heroes without masks or capes: AP photographer describes Human Chain rescue of Plaza Towers Elementary in Oklahoma... http://t.co/lSOlF7gXZY
RT @redcrossokc: UPDATE: Shelter opening at: St. Andrews Church, SW 119 & S May. Location will also serve as reunification site.
Heartbreaking death toll in Oklahoma. Hug your loved ones close tonight and let's all get ready to help out OK in any way we can tomorrow.