It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
Don't get mad and don't get even. Just GET OLD: http://t.co/G6yy0ozQ5X It's the new JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD from the SUPER GROOVY NYC show!
Shawn Chaulk is selling his Gretzky collection. He was the guy who loaned me the stick I held onstage at Sundance: http://t.co/s5UPCKqUwo
I gotta put the Swedish Fish down... In a minute. But oh, the tasty texture of the sugary scales and that burst of flavor... #FatGuyThoughts
KANSAS CITY! CHICAGO! INDIANAPOLIS! ROYAL OAK! MILWAUKEE! You are all mere days away from getting SUPER GROOVY! http://t.co/2yPKYaOLIt
SEATTLE! Tomorrow night, an even bigger phallic symbol than the Space Needle will get SUPER GROOVY in your town: ME! http://t.co/RM3CxhtQrw
Even little trolling assholes can grow out of their silliness one day. Proof positive is last week's SMODCAST: http://t.co/n8KtMRyuKp
Scripts went out to some key players yesterday. First response was from Trevor (Elias), who wrote the best CLERKS III review I'll ever get.