It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
All life's mysteries laid bare by a guy who couldn't negotiate simple airline travel! TOUGH SHIT will make you smart! http://t.co/OECu3hLASz
Calling the manliest man in comics, @GregCapullo! This is the womanliest man in comics inviting you to the Fat Cave. Where do you live, sir?
Just finished a HIT SOMEBODY meeting (we start shooting a year from now). Next up: a CLERKS III budget meeting. #BackInTheSaddleAgain
My Father's birthday was 2 days ago. Would've been 74. Dad was a humble & grateful man who lived for his family. And I lived in his balls...
Backstage at the Pabst Theater, getting ready to get SUPER GROOVY and GET OLD in Milwaukee! http://t.co/lXmajcwzPk
Via @johncusack "gotta fugure out how to do that" How to pod? I can help, sir. I'm holding a boom box over my head & it's blaring podcasts.
TEST YOUR MARVEL UNIVERSE I.Q. AGAINST A MASTER!!! And that master is a 4 year old girl named Mia. http://t.co/OezmQeAY81 So. effin. Cute.