It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
Heroes without masks or capes: AP photographer describes Human Chain rescue of Plaza Towers Elementary in Oklahoma... http://t.co/lSOlF7gXZY
RT @redcrossokc: UPDATE: Shelter opening at: St. Andrews Church, SW 119 & S May. Location will also serve as reunification site.
Heartbreaking death toll in Oklahoma. Hug your loved ones close tonight and let's all get ready to help out OK in any way we can tomorrow.
Via @4keithsopinion "I have an extra ticket to tonights INDY show! First to claim it can have it free" INDIANAPOLIS! Sweet deal right here!