It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Th1
I used to buy comedy albums as a kid. Now, I finally made one of my own! Introducing PLUS ONE: 'MERICA! On sale here: http://t.co/L8S8TaLHbj
I used to buy comedy albums as a kid. Now, I made one! PLUS ONE: 'MERICA - on sale here:… http://t.co/dxmBJS0eGP
SAN FRANCISCO! Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPER GROOVY! https://t.co/pGwYU8NfzY Spend SATURDAY NITE with me & Jay!
The perfect woman lets you name your kid Harley Quinn. Or... The perfect woman gives you a HARTFORD WHALERS WEDDING! http://t.co/wgF7s8aJvz
Martin Scorcese's new WOLF OF WALL STREET flick looks fun: http://t.co/GoNqG0PTjJ
How China is shaping California milk production: http://t.co/oEgeE009T8 The Merry-Go-Round of Cows captured my compromised imagination...
As you head into the week, this clip of a baby sea lion investigating humans might make Monday a l'il easier to face: http://t.co/bRIvheTeHf
WHY, BRY?! at @OntarioImprov was AWESOME! Many thanks to the Inland Empire crowd who packed the house! We'll be back for sure!