Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, an1
Getting ready for #MemorialDay Wknd! We've got a chest of snacks & a cooler loaded with drinks! I hope that gets us to our exit off the 405.
Great news! Heads Up! now has a new category for kids! You asked for it. We did it. Update your app, or buy it here! http://t.co/cRn26sYKIZ
These puppies I brought to Spot L.A. need a home. They're so cute. I hope they can stay together. Find out more here. http://t.co/R1gMNQ5WFh
This girl is incredible. If you know where she is, I want her on my show immediately. http://t.co/Fz9mvf8kk1
Los Angeles was just voted the most stressed-out city in America. What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!
I'm nominated for a Teen Choice Award! I promise to run a clean campaign w/ no false promises so vote 4 me & I'll raise everyone's allowance
See the outtakes from my mini “Friends” reunion. Little known fact: On “Friends” I played the wacky upstairs neighbor http://t.co/NaX4xLB3Fz
I asked Jennifer Aniston if she would do a “Friends” reunion. 1 down, 5 to go. http://t.co/Roy6PyXeKE
.@KelliePickler won Dancing with the Stars! I'm so proud of her. She's incredible, and she's here on Wednesday!
So, this happened. Don't miss Jennifer Aniston on my show tomorrow! http://t.co/H33maSqjpj
Jennifer Aniston & I working on tomorrow's show. With the number of pens we have, you can tell it'll… http://t.co/6q0lJJeLep
Jennifer Aniston and I are working on tomorrow's show. With the number of pens we have, you can tell… http://t.co/6q0lJJeLep
Tomorrow, my good friend Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting the show and Portia is the guest! It can't get much better than this.
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