Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, an1
Spent last night at a glamorous Hollywood party. Just kidding, I watched The Voice with a hot potato on my ... https://t.co/bdPcjGC0yf
24 million followers! If we were a country, we'd be the 50th largest on Earth. And our flag would be a classic joke and a kitty cat.
This is the part of the day when one of my Twitter followers wins prizes from Day 4 of 12 Days. Who wants in? http://t.co/P5DiuIdqXo
Who doesn't love good advice? Especially when it comes from an adorable 5-year-old astronomy genius. http://t.co/pqxfWR4dR9
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Here's to one of the kindest, loveliest people I know. Happy birthday, @TonyOK
#Scandal was CRAZY last night! Loved the extra-long episode. This whole "Austrian nun" subplot really took me by surprise, but I'm into it.