Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, an1
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Here's to one of the kindest, loveliest people I know. Happy birthday, @TonyOK
#Scandal was CRAZY last night! Loved the extra-long episode. This whole "Austrian nun" subplot really took me by surprise, but I'm into it.
Today we lost the world's greatest advocate for peace and change. Nelson Mandela was a hero to so many. Rest in peace.
So glad you were here. Happy Bastille Day! RT @BASTILLEdan Hello Americans who like our music & have tvs, we’re on Ellen today
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. #ClassicHolidayJokeWednesday
What did the musician get for the holidays? A Harmanukkah #ClassicHolidayJokeWednesday
Duncan McAlpine, this speech is beautiful. Well said! Mazel tov! http://t.co/ACS5zEePW3