Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, an1
Los Angeles was just voted the most stressed-out city in America. What does that mean? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?! SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!
I'm nominated for a Teen Choice Award! I promise to run a clean campaign w/ no false promises so vote 4 me & I'll raise everyone's allowance
See the outtakes from my mini “Friends” reunion. Little known fact: On “Friends” I played the wacky upstairs neighbor http://t.co/NaX4xLB3Fz
I asked Jennifer Aniston if she would do a “Friends” reunion. 1 down, 5 to go. http://t.co/Roy6PyXeKE
.@KelliePickler won Dancing with the Stars! I'm so proud of her. She's incredible, and she's here on Wednesday!
So, this happened. Don't miss Jennifer Aniston on my show tomorrow! http://t.co/H33maSqjpj
Jennifer Aniston & I working on tomorrow's show. With the number of pens we have, you can tell it'll… http://t.co/6q0lJJeLep
Jennifer Aniston and I are working on tomorrow's show. With the number of pens we have, you can tell… http://t.co/6q0lJJeLep
Tomorrow, my good friend Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting the show and Portia is the guest! It can't get much better than this.
One of the great things about Twitter is we can immediately help people in need. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to OK relief.
If you're seeing the photos & videos from Oklahoma, you know they need our help. Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10.
You're not gonna believe who Portia and I just finished shooting with, even when you see it with your own eyes! More info soon.
Happy birthday, @Cher! For your birthday, I'll grant you one wish. I hope it's for a gift card to Applebee's.
I just want to send my love to anyone who lives in the path of these storms. First Texas, now Oklahoma. You're all in our thoughts.
Help these two unbelievably adorable puppies I found stay together and find a family. They're at Spot L.A. http://t.co/c9FfUrw3Q1
I'll be thinking about all my friends in Vegas at the Billboard Music Awards tonight. I hope you all win. And then you bet it all on black.