Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, an1
Having Madonna on my show is one of my favorite moments from season 10. We have a lot of history together & we both look great in a cone bra
This summer, you could win $25K and more, just by watching my show! And you thought mowing the lawn was important. http://t.co/5BxuYiwvqQ
This summer, you could win $25K and more, just by watching my show! And you thought mowing the lawn was important. http://t.co/X1WMwmcJRK
I've got an Emmy hangover. I spent the whole weekend celebrating my incredible team and our 7 Emmy wins! It could also be the tequila.
It's an honor to be nominated, so you can imagine how It feels to win! Congrats to my amazing team. I was watching! http://t.co/jzsKNYXsH4
I love my staff, and they got a lot of love at the creative arts Emmys last night. So proud of them! http://t.co/P2ES4m1AhB
My writers and my director, Liz Patrick are outstanding, and the Academy agrees! Congrats on your Emmy wins!
I can't believe these two sweet puppies are still looking for a home. If you can help, I hope you will. http://t.co/xR4Jsma9RR
It's Flag Day! Fun fact: Betsy Ross named each of the stars on the 1st flag after her favorite pop singers. It's not true, but it is fun.
Thinking of the families of Newtown. 6 months later, and we still have a lot of work to do. My heart is with you.
I can't wait to see Man of Steel! I also wanna see Iron Man 3 again, and next week I'm gonna see Silverman! He's my optometrist.
Happy birthday, Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen! That's amazing. Not only are you twins, but you have the same birthday! What are the odds?
In Australia, I wanted to see the best of their beautiful country. That's why I had an underwear model competition. http://t.co/GBJQPs5Wr5