Author of three NY Times best sellers including I Hope They Serve Bee1
No, I don't know or care what Tila Tequila said about anything. And neither should anyone else.
My dog just took candy from a baby. Literally. http://t.co/gUIfFfvBRN
Apparently, all my books are 30% off on Amazon if you use the code BOOKDEAL. Sweet: http://t.co/CNzMIAGTwF
Wait--there are people who don't know OJ Simpson is Khloe Kardashians dad? Do they also think Keanu Reeves & Vin Diesel are straight?
@criscarter80 cris, your brother butch is my coach at the cal fantasy camp--FYI, no chance your a better basketball player
Obama is starting a war, the stock market is about to collapse & Ben fucking Affleck is Batman...I dont care, bc FOOTBALL IS FINALLY HERE
I didn't understand why zombie movies were popular until I went to Costco on a weekend
Tebow released from Patriots. WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW TEBOW? Oh right, he's indifferent to meaningless athletics contests. Also, nonexistent.
I wonder who has better accuracy out of the gun; Tom Brady or Aaron Hernandez?
You know you've really missed football when you're legitimately excited to watch a PRESEASON Raiders/Bengals game
Maybe Riley Cooper was just singing along with the Kenny Chesney lyrics?
He used the N-word while attending a Kenny Chesney concert, & Riley Cooper is STILL the least offensive person in Philadelphia