Internets. TVs. Swords. Lasers. Rotting, stinking zombie corpses. Pup1
Just found a $20 on the ground outside, and my first (strong) assumption was that it was some kind of trap.
“Why did you have a karaoke machine delivered to the office?” “Because karaoke.”
Me to optometrist: “You’re touching my eyeball right now, aren’t you?” Silence. “Tell me. I won’t be grossed out.” “Yes.” “Ewwwww!”
The volcano is old news, yes. But it being 2.5x bigger than expected and due for eruption (within 60k years) is new! I think. Newish.
“Ouroboros” keeps popping up in blog posts this week, in some kind of never-ending cycle.
This is out of control. http://t.co/wSbPQ2Ay9P If that happened when I was a kid, I’d be a registered sex offender in CT by now.