don't fall in love with me
I'll be performing in Tempe Arizona June 13 and 14. http://t.co/E6mSGiXnsl
This Friday and Saturday night ill be at the Comedy Cellar in NYC lets get sensual
Tonight in LA ill be at the comedy store at 9 and the laugh factory at 10
Guys, not sure why you still haven't realized that "I'm too lazy to cheat on you" doesn't end a fight. It just starts a new fight.
Vine is really helpful in giving us a heads up on who should never be parents
RT @BethBehrs: Season Finale of 2 Broke Girls tonight big surprise at the end...you're not gonna want to miss it!!!!
You guys, "selfie" is a word now that we just use like its okay or something
They make band aids that look like strips of bacon but they still don't make black ones?