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Whitney Cummings
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don't fall in love with me
Nugget from dinner with @chelseavperetti : "Audrey Hepburn's a shit head"
Electric cigarettes! No smoke, no chemicals, no friends.
This is the kind of porn I can get behind http://t.co/Ys8XLXThz4
Even more tour dates coming soon but at http://t.co/PNqaQaG1Ue you can see what zip codes this hoe about to be in
The Staircase!!!!!!!!!!! You guys!? My mind is blown. #blowpokeit
Nobody cares if you couldn't sleep last night
There are still a couple tix left for the 10 pm shows at the Tempe, AZ improv tomorrow and Sat-come for the comedy stay for the insta pics
Tonight watch Sullivan and Son on TBS! Lots of hilarity. @stevebyrnelive got punched by a can driver so tune in to see him on Vicodin
I'm at the comedy store in hollywood tonight believe it
RT @NICKZANO: Me & my third ex-wife last night @WhitneyCummings http://t.co/DtSjOvt3Oh
Ill be at the Tempe, AZ improv this Friday and Saturday night-8 and 10 shows. I don't play believe it
Tonight! I will be raising $$ for Oklahoma Tornado Victims at the Laugh factory w @therealrussellp. 8:00 TIX: http://t.co/eQhZAiJNGu
RT @danaaxnicolee: Did I mention I'm so excited to see @WhitneyCummings at the @StressFactoryCC the day after my birthday?!
RT @kevingchristy: Weird that humans still invented sports after discovering masturbation.
RT @MorganStern_: @WhitneyCummings why do you look like a rotisserie chicken on chelsea lately tonight?
RT @AdamOrchidhaus: "@chelsealately: Tonight's roundtable @MarycMccormack @KerriKenney @WhitneyCummings http://t.co/gspAWN6tBH" Must see!
Tonight on Chelsea lately I'm not white anymore
God damn it the Chelsea Lately we tape airs tomorrow - I'm sorry I'm such a pathological liar
Tonight ill be on the Chelsea Lately roundtable. (no this tweet is not from 2010)
Can someone fill me in on everything about Game of Thrones so I can participate in the only conversations that happen
Is there a way to hook up Friendster to Instagram?
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