I'm the actor that played the good guy's friend in that thing.
(Sung to the tune of "Baby It's Cold Outside") I really can't stay... But baby it's cold outside... I've got to go away... FINE!! GET OUT!!
Don't worry, Instagram's new private message feature won't be used just for dick pics. There's also dick vids.
I just laughed thinking of tits on display at the grocery store like fruit. Organic tits too. Haha. Okay, have a great rest of your day. :D
Be careful out there please. People love you and all that good stuff.
Happy Everyone Should Watch "Planes Trains and Automobiles" Day Eve!!
Not for nothing but I'm leaving some serious money on the table not modeling for big and tall catalogs. http://t.co/6XVvvB76uU