RT @simonpegg: I'm finding it really hard to feed my family due to an oppressive military regime, hoarding wealth for its own ends. #thirdw…
The rich are hiring the disabled to cut lines at Disneyland BUT the disabled people are being paid to enjoy a day Disneyland#glasshalffull
New yet-to-be-recorded album title: Between the Fecal and the Fan
RT @ShittingtonUK: The gypsy's withered hand caressed Steven Seagal's cheek. "Penn Jillette," she whispered. http://t.co/EGBuY0MS3m
Yo Mothers, Happy Your Day!
Those that said @SuburgatoryABC was def getting picked up for seas 3, YOU WERE RIGHT! For those that thought, "no chance" Thnx fo not saying
about to go overdub my performance in "42" to sanitize it for airplane viewing. "Hey African American African American African American."
RT @irwinhandleman: Some of u idiots don't know the difference between ur and u're
On one hand, I want to read the expose on American beef slaughterhouses, but on the other hand, I find hamburgers tasty
saw @TheIcemanMovie Holy schmolies. It was so good. If you still haven't seen Iron Man 3, put it off till next week, see this instead.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, which is the celebration of five types of mayonnaise. From me, and Noah Werner & @SuburgatoryABC http://t.co/JSZrbS9Tiw
The hots..like "he has the hots for her" sounds like a real medical thing "I have a salve for the hots on my back and legs." It's seasonal.
New Yorkers, I spoke to NYU students, now they are performing this: THE FROGS at LAMAMA 3 perf left. Witness my lasting influence on them.
RT @EricIdle: Game of Clones: Is it the Tardashians or the Kardashians? I get so confused. Which one has the dragons for children?
Here is a Japanese break beat musical alternative to Fox news Sunday that my dad is watching with a HIGH volume. http://t.co/2pZiWZJoTs!
a meme that only lasts for a second is known as a mement
Fiber cereals promote digestion. This one looks like its already been through the process. http://t.co/T8BxKsvT1F
my dog keeps sniffing my scraped knee with the look in her eye that says, "I think this guy is made of meat."
RT @JohnHenderson73: @alan_tudyk In South Florida, we play "Girlfriend or Daughter"
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