i am an actor and shit
The rich are hiring the disabled to cut lines at Disneyland BUT the disabled people are being paid to enjoy a day Disneyland#glasshalffull
Those that said @SuburgatoryABC was def getting picked up for seas 3, YOU WERE RIGHT! For those that thought, "no chance" Thnx fo not saying
about to go overdub my performance in "42" to sanitize it for airplane viewing. "Hey African American African American African American."
RT @irwinhandleman: Some of u idiots don't know the difference between ur and u're
On one hand, I want to read the expose on American beef slaughterhouses, but on the other hand, I find hamburgers tasty
saw @TheIcemanMovie Holy schmolies. It was so good. If you still haven't seen Iron Man 3, put it off till next week, see this instead.
The hots..like "he has the hots for her" sounds like a real medical thing "I have a salve for the hots on my back and legs." It's seasonal.
New Yorkers, I spoke to NYU students, now they are performing this: THE FROGS at LAMAMA 3 perf left. Witness my lasting influence on them.
RT @EricIdle: Game of Clones: Is it the Tardashians or the Kardashians? I get so confused. Which one has the dragons for children?
Here is a Japanese break beat musical alternative to Fox news Sunday that my dad is watching with a HIGH volume. http://t.co/2pZiWZJoTs!
Fiber cereals promote digestion. This one looks like its already been through the process. http://t.co/T8BxKsvT1F
my dog keeps sniffing my scraped knee with the look in her eye that says, "I think this guy is made of meat."