Alisonhaislip
@alisonhaislip
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How my Friday night is going so far... ME: Thanks for inviting me to dinner! AUNT: You're over 30. Let's talk about freezing your eggs.
Surprisingly yes. If I am anything, I am consistent. RT @mfsfreak: did you really write bye in all caps everyday? cc: @AliMinus20
There aren't?!?! RT @eugenekrabs: at what point did you find out there are no "a's" in tomorrow? cc: @AliMinus20
Very excited to be joining @TeriReeves & the other ladies on her super fun project! Check out Teri kicking ass here: http://t.co/QHXZQQtrWW
Wow...a lot's changed since I've left. (cc: @NBCTheVoice) http://t.co/KofgOE0UVe
You should touch me RT @amypaffrath: #tbt way back when I was blond & @alisonhaislip & I hijacked a harley in alabama http://t.co/D9fZmGH5qd
OH: "From teaching improv in Dubai, I've gotten to know a lot of Russian models."
Don't tease. RT @simonpegg: Whales extinct prior to the Nero time split & probe is still heading towards earth in nuTrek. Voyage Home 2 next
Aaaaaand...mic drop. RT @Justin_Willman: I know nerd stuff part 3 https://t.co/Uww47S91EY
I mean... RT @Justin_Willman: I know nerd stuff part 2 https://t.co/CO2ZxlhK5v
I'm so disappointed with you. RT @Justin_Willman: I know nerd stuff. https://t.co/d54xSphlC3
Happy birthday, @johnbobek! The best Alabama road-tripping, singing buddy a crazy Jersey girl could ask for. #driveoutsidethelines
You know you've sent a good tweet when both @GuyEndoreKaiser and @DamienFahey favorite it.
Success is never having to take a Southwest flight that's longer than 45mins.
I've been gone from LA for 2 weeks, and I swear the cop cars at LAX have jumped 20 years in the future. #lookingfancy
Well...duh... RT @Justin_Willman: I'm a cutie!
RT @vtroboguy: @alisonhaislip FroYOLO
Just walked 15mins in the opposite direction from my gate at Chicago Midway to get froyo. The first step is admitting you have a problem...
Almost as weird as what my phone corrects it to. RT @AnneWheaton: Autocorrect is getting too familiar with my vocab. http://t.co/ksMxTf8vvT
Goodbye, Alabama. You were fun. And never before have I seen so many dead armadillos on the side of the road.
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