I can count to purple backwards. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Excited to say I'm going on the @the_USO holiday tour to visit the troops! Doing a lot of traveling so I'll do my best to keep u all posted!
Hotel Tip: While good water pressure in showers is greatly appreciated, making it so strong it razes off nipples is not.
Just climbed into the most comfortable hotel bed. I think I'll sleep in till Tuesday.
RT @NYMag: "He no longer belongs to us. He belongs to the ages." – President Obama on Nelson Mandela.
Deep Thoughts by Alison Haislip RT @AliMinus20: How can they run a college with no staff? BYE! Alison
If anyone else seriously thought Metatron = Megatron, you may want to look at a little thing called Wikipedia. http://t.co/rt4aHb1NGv
Managed to make stove top popcorn all by myself without burning the house down. Baby steps, Alison. Baby steps. http://t.co/ZDxCAr0hes
Thank goodness it's December so we can finally tell the difference between hipsters & guys who just had Movember staches again.
ZOMG! Australia! You get the rare chance to watch my show BATTLEGROUND! DO IT! http://t.co/D53DaeFcq8
What is Foxtel?? Is this true, Aussies??? RT @KiloOscarZulu: Should inform your Aussie fans that Battleground is on Foxtel Thu nights!