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I thought we had successfully refrained from talking about Akon for 3 years, this returning him to obscurity! Alas. #BBMA
If Prince comes out & asks "Can I play my guitar?" it's because he wants to make these kids lip-synching to EDM tracks feel bad. FYI. #BBMA
RT @alainabrowne: For those of you wondering, yes, every awards show is a test of our marriage.
Ten years ago we had no Pitbull, and now we have Pitbull twice in one award show.
RT @ginatrapani: A challenge to web people: Choose to make something meaningful instead of rubberneck at billionaires today and tomorrow.
Justin Bieber's every performance seems to be staged by someone who has seen Spinal Tap & knows that he hasn't.
True fact: Madonna is 3 years older than Rue McClanahan was when The Golden Girls started.
Madonna characteristically begins her public appearance by asking the only man of color on stage to carry her baggage. #bbma
LOL. Prince's band asked if they're Bieber fans (I guess 'cause they're women?) Billboard hilarity ensues (at 0:50) http://t.co/sDxuDJowft
Oh I love award shows! Taylor Swift nabs the Whitney Houston Memorial Can't Dance At All award, narrowly edging out Alicia Keys.
Perhaps the most emotionally gratifying part of fatherhood is having Thomas the Train's theme song stuck in my head all the goddamn time.
First they ignore you. Then they make Facebook. Then they make The Social Network. Then we laugh at you. Then you're horrible. Then we win.
Learn English, the language where "party" can refer to the Republicans or to having sex with Ciara!