Aziz Ansari
@azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously De1
I'm aware these Before Midnight/Fast 6 joke are for an extremely limited audience.
Rumored: Post credits of Fast 6, a red Prius pulls up. Inside - JESSE AND CELINE FROM THE BEFORE SERIES. #CrossOver #Leggo
If you think that Richard Linklater can't follow up Before Midnight, I have two words for you - THE ROCK. #FranchiseViagra
Here's part 1 of my Jimmy Fallon interview. I discuss dating and staying out til 4am: http://t.co/ghjArbjsMp
I'm on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight. That's all. Bye.
Really need to text with Harris more often. http://t.co/0yu14k3xt4
I might be the only person in America that's seeing Before Midnight and Fast 6 back to back next weekend. Two of my fav franchises.
LONDON: Ok my show at the Hammersmith Apollo on June 15th is finally on sale. Get tickets here: http://t.co/L2LfSQpRVq
Sure its been tweeted a bunch today, but Saul Bass title sequence to VERTIGO is too dope: https://t.co/jjTn8Rz164
OMAHA, CLEVELAND, ALBANY, DALLAS, HOUSTON: Tickets onsale for my standup dates here: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #SorryIfIrrelevant
RT @thelonelyisland 4: New "BETWEEN TWO FERNS/SPRING BREAK ANTHEM" music vid right here! http://t.co/yEy9FGSYtw #WACKWEDNESDAYS
My friend @amyschumer 5's show #InsideAmySchumer is on at 1030 tonight on Comedy Central. Watch it!!
LONDON: Official. Tickets on sale May 9th at 9am for my gig on June 15: http://t.co/5X2ePNtpD9 #CorrectedLink #CorrectedDates #
YEAH. God damnit. I just can't get anything right... “@texasF0REVER: @azizansari do you mean 9/5?”
LONDON: Sorry. They told me tix on sale on today. Dunno what happened. Apparently it's on sale on 5/9 at 9am. Here: http://t.co/jqnAtdFhWA
LONDON: I'm performing at the Hammersmith Apollo on 6/15. Tickets on sale tomorrow at 9AM: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF
Happy Birthday to my Dad! http://t.co/95ndwzkvWa
Kinda bummed I've never been approached about making my own line of headphones.
HOUSTON: Sorry, tickets are on sale NOW for my show on 5/30. Go get em here: http://t.co/wemyfXNANF #GodDamnISuckatTwitter #Sorry
Iron Man 3 looks cool! #NowYouCantSayIJustTweetAboutTourDates
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