Aziz Ansari
@azizansari
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Aziz Ansari mentioning 'SergeantBrody'
RT @SergeantBrody: Hey Dana, can you run me over too so I don't have to see you moping around for the rest of my fucking life?
RT @SergeantBrody: "DAD! THE DVR ERASED MY FAVORITE SHOW, AND I THINK ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" *Cry* *Cry* #EverythingisMyFault #IBetMikesDVRNeverErasesShit
RT @SergeantBrody: "DAD!!! DADD!!!! WE'RE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE!!!!" *TEARS* *TEARS* *TEARS* #MyDaughtertheDramaQueen
RT @SergeantBrody: I never thought I'd say this, but things were a lot easier when my daughter dated that chubby stoner kid
RT @SergeantBrody: Man, people are really fired up about Girl Meets World. Whatever. Bring back Perfect Strangers. Now THAT was a good program.
RT @SergeantBrody I never thought I'd say this, but things were a lot easier when my daughter dated that chubby stoner kid
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