Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billion1
My new Vader comic is out today. Perfect for anyone who has seen Man of Steel or Behind the Candelabra and still wants to see more cape.
The only way I could hate the Miami Heat more is if they were called the Miami Humidity.
Have they arrested that Nazi war criminal in Minnesota? Or is he still free to watch and root for the Heat tonight?
Take An Angry Kodiak Bear To Work Day seemed like a good idea on paper.
Father's Day shoutout to Jor-El, who had the foresight to send his son to a country that speaks Krypton.
Nice nod to Field of Dreams by having Kevin Costner's character killed during a game of catch with Superman.
"I cried because I had no feet, but then I saw a guy wearing those weird rubber toe shoes and now I can't stop laughing."
I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.
I remember a time when journalists gave a damn and a slideshow of 15 puppies meant you were going to see CUTE puppies!
Like all the great prophets before him, Kanye's real message is "buy my new signature Nike sneakers."
The Heat lost by 36 last night, in case you're a Miami fan and forgot.