The Official Bill Maher Twitter
Los Alamos sits on fault line; fracking, which causes earthquakes, now done in area. Maybe besides Iran's WMDs we shld worry about our own
Mandela, Mandela, Mandela - jeez, someone needs to take this prick down a peg! And that's my Xmas present to Twitter Trolls - have at it!
Mandella's passing reminds me: Politicians shld never have say in who stays in prison,under any system;parole decisions based on asscovering
Evangelicals love the Jews like the audience in The Capitol loves the Hunger Games contestants
So http://t.co/qskG2R8Ev9 working pretty good after all; and under Republican plan if U like giantheaded Uncle Sam probing U, U can keep him
I don't always read cat books, but when I do, I choose Downton Tabby. http://t.co/qSkdtPr2At
yikes, ANOTHER Website snafu? I wldn't want to be doing Kathleen Sebelius's job. Whatever it turns out that was. I mean, Happy Thanksgiving!
I know its a little early, but I just can't wait, I'm putting my tree up today! Well, its actually more like a giant plant...
So glad FAA's gonna let us make calls from the plane - now instead of having an annoying 6 hour conversation you can listen to one!
Congrats to @Rihanna for the well deserved Icon award at AMAs and thanks for having me present it to U! Light 'em up!
Obama said Clinton was OK in doses. They were together a lot this week. Oy. And next week, they meet again at the annual lighting of Al Gore
I see Ford motor co.has asked #RobFord not to use their logo anymore on his t shirts. And Coke said "Don't even think about it"
#Obamacare Things that started as jokes went on to huge success: EuroDisney, Hubbel telescope, Spiderman musical...Ronald Reagan. Chin up
Off to new orleans for standup tonight at the Saenger! I don't pop molly, i rock Rob Ford!
Congratulations to the Republicans for passing the "You Can Keep Your Crappy Plan" Act - what a stunning victory for the barely insured