The Official Bill Maher Twitter
Michael Moore, Zach Gallifinakas, S E Cupp, Andrew Ross Sorkin, Richard Haas from tonight's Real Time http://t.co/nNOQELTn4s
Pot smokers are skinnier! And have better cholesterol! I swear, twas on the news. Oh, pot, is there anything you can't do?
Johar's confession:"When U attack 1 Muslim,U attack all Muslims" - bad news, Fuckface: when U attack 1 marathon, U attack all pedestrians.
The IRS targeted people who want to abolish the IRS?Shocking, like getting pulled over more after U put on the Fuck the Police bumpersticker
Shit-U-not,Repubs voting to repeal Obamacare for the 37th time! This after another week of Benghazi. Why not just beat an actual dead horse?
Happy Mother's Day - and to all taking your mothers to c me tonight at Claremont, don't worry, it won't be too dirty - well, a little dirty
Atheist alert: Tx court ruled cheerleaders can write bible verses on banners at games! Because the morning after pill can't do everything.
Oh, and front page today: we passed the long-feared 400 parts per million CO2 level. But never mind, did Susan Rice use the word terrorist?!
Unemployment is down, deficit shrinking, home values up, stock market thru the roof - such a shame we have to impeach Obama for Benghazi
Eat your heart out Trekkies - with Zachary Quinto after Real Time http://t.co/7X7o1antWj
Tam got buried today, Joker just wanted to remember him the way he was the last time Joker saw him: screaming under the tires of his SUV
If Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he shld thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon
#JasonCollins: the crowd in color-coordinated outfits, the It-Gets-Better handslaps after missed foul shots - u mean the NBA cld get gay-ER?
So...44% of Rep.s think an ARMED REBELLION might be necessary in the next few years. So if u say most Rep.s r fucking nuts u'd be off by 7%
NRA convention was awesome, sorry u guys missed it! Theme was "Stand and Fight"! Also,"Bitch About Way Things Used To Be On Rascal Scooters"