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PS, doesn't Obama have anyone on staff to toss hecklers? If U shut up lady, he's ANSWERING UR QUESTION! Maybe ONE more drone strike...
Great start from Obama today on rethinking insane post 911 militarism. Made so much sense, i can hear the rightwingers hating it already
i feel bad for the victims in OKL, was just in the state, but when there's no more to actually report, the media engages in #DisasterPorn
I see, the IRS was using search words to target conservatives, like "TeaParty"or "Patriots." Or "halfwit" "cretin" "shitforbrains" "dumbass"
Nanny-staters,enough! Now they want to lower the legal blood alcohol limit from .08 to .05? I'm just glad George Jones isn't alive to see it
#PatRobertson said cheating is just in men's DNA - that is shocking. Pat Robertson believes in DNA?
Michael Moore, Zach Gallifinakas, S E Cupp, Andrew Ross Sorkin, Richard Haas from tonight's Real Time http://t.co/nNOQELTn4s
Pot smokers are skinnier! And have better cholesterol! I swear, twas on the news. Oh, pot, is there anything you can't do?
Johar's confession:"When U attack 1 Muslim,U attack all Muslims" - bad news, Fuckface: when U attack 1 marathon, U attack all pedestrians.
The IRS targeted people who want to abolish the IRS?Shocking, like getting pulled over more after U put on the Fuck the Police bumpersticker
Shit-U-not,Repubs voting to repeal Obamacare for the 37th time! This after another week of Benghazi. Why not just beat an actual dead horse?
Happy Mother's Day - and to all taking your mothers to c me tonight at Claremont, don't worry, it won't be too dirty - well, a little dirty
Atheist alert: Tx court ruled cheerleaders can write bible verses on banners at games! Because the morning after pill can't do everything.
Oh, and front page today: we passed the long-feared 400 parts per million CO2 level. But never mind, did Susan Rice use the word terrorist?!
Unemployment is down, deficit shrinking, home values up, stock market thru the roof - such a shame we have to impeach Obama for Benghazi
Eat your heart out Trekkies - with Zachary Quinto after Real Time http://t.co/7X7o1antWj