One More Thing: Stories & Other Stories (Knopf Feb. '14). Instagram: 1
@JarradPaul Jarrad, thanks so much for the impromptu lunch at the BHH. So glad you suggested it & glad you liked my ideas
@harleypasternak hey Harley, you said something about 6 cheat days in a row once, right?
I'd like to see the version of The Matrix in which Jay Z is offered a choice between the gray pill and the Tom Ford tuxedo
If you live in Los Angeles this show "Saturday with the Beatles" on KCSN 88.5 FM is really good
RT @GaryJanetti: If you're calling me on the phone somebody better be dead.
I want to be more confident but I'm not totally sure that's the best idea
RT @MrGeneHong: sex offenders who don't use turn signals is my biggest pet perve
Michael Jackson probably could have gotten anyone in the world for that rap interlude in "Black or White"