One time Larry David was seated at a table behind me at a restaurant.1
If I were Pitbull I would be very, very careful to never say or do anything that could be misconstrued as an "attack"
Explain to me how you can be a lone ranger if you're constantly with another guy
RT @icecubetray: I wish I could go back in time and warn Aaliyah that the Dr. Doolittle soundtrack is not an appropriate home for "Are You …
iPhones imagine us in an abstracted world of self-awareness & emotional cowardice in which we are always ducking happy, ducking furious
A few extra tickets just released for the standby line tonight (6/13) at the UCB show in NY. 8pm http://t.co/824Dh9ZARt
"That's the greatest trick I ever played, in your opinion? Really? Huh... You didn't like the other tricks?" - the devil, standup comedian
RT @davidstassen: Little known fact: Meryl Streep sits courtside at every San Antonio Spurs game.
Maybe China is reading our emails to see if we plan on paying back all that money we borrowed from them