I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the s1
So honored "That's What I'm Talkin' About" got nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album.
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. ~Nelson Mandela
That dinner was so good last night my ass is still smacking its lips.
I have zero tolerance left for mean people. Unless they're really funny.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ~Groucho Marx
I woke up this morning feeling Appreciative. Can't believe her parents named her that.
Australia! Excited to do my standup tour in May. Hard to believe I have never been down under. For tickets go to: http://t.co/tClmmM3Jpr
Friends are just like testicles. It's great when they're hanging around, they're fun to play with, and you never want to lose them.