Demotivational speaker / No cindy crawford / Aspiring magician
RT @meganamram: "One if by stink, two if by pink" - Paul "The Shocker" Revere
There is a store on Robertson of all adult onesies and yet no gun store nearby to shoot myself
@CharlesBStrahan haha just saw you on the Kathy Griffon special! Miss you!
putt putt and I getting ready for a busy day! thank you my amyrittiner!! http://t.co/cJ9UFtt5js
@aport523 your entire timeline is so bitter. Not a good look, darling. Get your own life right.
One of my favorite things in the world is when Bravo uses stock "ethnic" music for sushi eating scenes, Persian clubs, hip hop concerts.
what I got out of all this is comic books can be called "graphic novellas" with a straight face.
so Tostito's Cantina chips are basically chips saying that other Tostito chips are shit
Currently enjoying last night's pot roast. Would take a pic of my actual plated dish but it looks like… http://t.co/J6HHbCmFYi