Demotivational speaker / Not cindy crawford
I keep crying tears of fatigue. Full on crying then nothing. Like a tiny baby except I am 27 years old.
Tell me more about the exact workout you did today it's so fascinating hearing about how many reps you did of a certain exercise I love it!
sad that a accidental near-decapitation is overshadowing Miguel's talent. Love that dude. DON'T WORRY M I GOT YOU I'd be the best publicist
Guy next to me on my flight is so, so cranky with death stares and silence that I feel uncomfortable by his angry stillness.
Phew. Almost missed my flight. Good thing I fell asleep in my dog walking clothes. Up and out the door. Unfortunately in dog walking clothes
congratulations to all-star celebrity apprentice winner: anyone who didn't ever watch all-star celebrity apprentice!
can you imagine being a doctor and hearing "is there a doctor on this flight" and you totally shadowing your face with your hand cause i can
I have never once been like "wow civilian, that is awesome tornado footage." only "wow civilian, you're a fucking idiot."
I'm only halfway through this episode and I'm already sad that at some point, it's going to end. #amysbakingcompany
Finally have a moment to watch Amy's Baking Company Kitchen Nightmares after all the awesome blogs on it. THIS IS EVERYTHING.