Demotivational speaker / No cindy crawford / Aspiring magician
bloopers at the end of movies are the worst. please do not show me what a hilarious awesome time you had making 5 million dollars.
i don't even get what a bb cream is and now you're telling me there is a cc
just realized i'm still watching this so seriously someone just arrest me i am a danger to society and shouldn't live near schools
i am watching one direction on some channel (i truly have no idea what it is, is this a show?) and i gotta say. if I were 12, it's on.
i miss john. there is no one to put the cap on my toothpaste or clasp my bracelets and that's basically the only reason i settled down
@Yassir_Lester like what if we drank but at a respectable moderate pace ?
It's just emeril's recipe with more potatoes (I like it thick) and more bacon (I like bacon) http://t.co/AJRYNgpr93
making clam chowder. today is an excellent day for clam chowder and buttered crackers oh baby it's cold outside.
she once sat behind john and I at a restaurant and talked about elizabeth edwards faking the cancer she later died from. #happybirthdayann
lol i love that people want me to cite my source. like it's just soooo outrageous that ann would dare say something completely moronic.
don't come here defending someone who, I think, is so despicable that it actually bonds our parties. everyone should hate her. everyone.
.@brookepuglise are you aware ann coulter has said, multiple times, that women shouldn't be allowed to vote?