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RT @baratunde: People who talk on the phone while using the toilet should be forced to drink from that toilet 1 week ago reply retweet share

michaelianblack
Michael Ian Black

@michaelianblack i'm cohosting a dinner. you're invited. follow back so i am less of a dick to all of twitter who are NOT INVITED 5 months ago reply retweet share

baratunde
Baratunde

RT @andrewtshaffer: Who will WIN the Goodreads choice for humor? Me, @caitlinmoran, @baratunde, @michaelianblack, or @ajjacobs? http://t.co/24Ec2AVy 6 months ago reply retweet share

michaelianblack
Michael Ian Black

RT @andrewtshaffer: Who will WIN the Goodreads choice for humor? Me, @caitlinmoran, @baratunde, @michaelianblack, or @ajjacobs? http://t.co/24Ec2AVy 6 months ago reply retweet share

baratunde
Baratunde

RT @michaelianblack: @baratunde This tweet crosses the line: self-serving during a time of crisis. You didn't even mention my book. 6 months ago reply retweet share

baratunde
Baratunde

RT @baratunde: Could someone please contact Mr. Michael Ian Black and send him my humblest apologies for imposing on his time? 6 months ago reply retweet share

michaelianblack
Michael Ian Black

RT @michaelianblack: If I'm Obama, I enter on a dancing horse, turn to Mitt and say, "I think this is yours." Then I piss on his shoes. 7 months ago reply retweet share

baratunde
Baratunde

I'm a really good dancer. “@michaelianblack: @baratunde How do you make a living just kind of going to stuff? I want your job.” 7 months ago reply retweet share

baratunde
Baratunde

RT @baratunde: .@michaelianblack i've been spotting negroes my whole life, training for this moment. i'm a professional. #negrospotting ... 8 months ago reply retweet share