RT @AlbertBrooks: HIstoric day today. Never thought I would see Bush and Library in the same sentence. 3 weeks ago  reply  retweet  share

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Of COURSE one of Kubrick's favorite films was @AlbertBrooks' MODERN ROMANCE. It's flawless. @Criterion, hello? #hulkrunning 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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"Come now, Abe. That's stinkin' Lincoln thinkin'." -- @AlbertBrooks as Thaddeus Gelt, Whig therapist (LINCOLN, scenes deleted) 5 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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RT @JuddApatow: Thanks SAG for a great panel with our #ThisIs40 cast. Here's me with @AlbertBrooks and our moderator @pattonoswalt http://t.co/hiJ2KYW8 5 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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RT @AlbertBrooks: How many millions of years do humans have to live before they stop going crazy over a naked breast? 8 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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My favorite @albertbrooks character is definitely "Todd Akin Re-Explaining Himself." Wicked, brilliant satire! 8 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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RT @AlbertBrooks: My cable company is so bad Michael Phelps just came in third. 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Goddamit. TAXI DRIVER's on and I started a bottle of wine. If I get to @AlbertBrooks's scene I'll watch the whole thing. 10 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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RT @AlbertBrooks: It's halftime at the debate. Would love to see Madonna come on and blow Santorum. #CNNdebate 1 year ago  reply  retweet  share

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RT @AlbertBrooks: Santorum accepts Megadeath endorsement after learning they are not the abortion clinic of the same name. 1 year ago  reply  retweet  share

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I'm coming for YOU, @AlbertBrooks (so we can lose to Christopher Plummer together) #criticschoice http://t.co/INr5FZNy 1 year ago  reply  retweet  share

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