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@pattonoswalt Beautifully written !!!!! 1 month ago reply retweet share
RT @pattonoswalt: "Siri, where am I to go now that I've gone too far?" 3 months ago reply retweet share
RT @hwinkler4real: @pattonoswalt Little know fact ...Rockport was lovingly brought over from SCOTLAND brick by brick.. 7 months ago reply retweet share
RT @pattonoswalt: Honey Boo Boo doesn't mean we're anywhere NEAR the bottom. It's going to get much worse. 8 months ago reply retweet share
RT @pattonoswalt: Sucks I have a show at Largo tonight. Really wanted to see Todd Akin at The Laugh Factory. 8 months ago reply retweet share
RT @Rikidus: @hwinkler4real life on twitter becomes better when you and @pattonoswalt have a back and forth 11 months ago reply retweet share
RT @pattonoswalt: USMC Col. Larry J. Oswalt (Ret.) -- a jet fighter man and continuing awesome dad. Thank you for fighting for my right ... 11 months ago reply retweet share
So me, @hwinkler4real, @JackeeHarry & @Scott_Ian are discussing Dan Fogelberg. Good night, Twitter. #gentleTweets 1 year ago reply retweet share
.@JackeeHarry: @hwinkler4real As do I. // Lotta love for Fogelberg. Wish Twitter had a "flugelhorn" function. #gentleTweets 1 year ago reply retweet share
.@hwinkler4real: @pattonoswalt I have all his albums // Fogelberg's? This might be the ultimate #gentletweet 1 year ago reply retweet share
RT @pattonoswalt: The poster for my 7/12 San Diego show, courtesy the awesome @philnoto. Tickets are almost gone: http://t.co/txuDRBsl 1 year ago reply retweet share
@hwinkler4real: @pattonoswalt just point out the puncher to me // If it comes to that, expect a call. #awesome 1 year ago reply retweet share
RT @pattonoswalt: Everyone disgusted about Lohan & Kardashian being at Obama's WHCD, remember Rove & Cheney were at Bush's. 1 year ago reply retweet share
Just found out the @hwinkler4real I met on the plane was a hologram. Phooey! 1 year ago reply retweet share
RT @hwinkler4real: @pjbertsch @pattonoswalt Patton is cool 1 year ago reply retweet share
RT @yinyangman69: @pattonoswalt If @hwinkler4real calling you "Shortcake" offended you, demand he say "sorry". #goodforalaugh 1 year ago reply retweet share
RT @RVMacdonald: @pattonoswalt @hwinkler4real "It is a Federal crime to tamper with smoke detectors in The Fonz' office." 1 year ago reply retweet share
Still buzzing from meeting @hwinkler4real. Didn't appreciate being called "Short Cake." 1 year ago reply retweet share
RT @hwinkler4real: @calbears96 @pattonoswalt mike go STAND IN THE CORNER 1 year ago reply retweet share
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