I will of course afford Van Pursestrings' gift the respect it deserves. And use it as my loo doorstop in Beverly Hills... @Persie_Official 1 day ago  reply  retweet  share

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Where are you watching Arsenal in the Champions League, Van Pursestrings @Persie_Official ? Want me to come round for a beer? 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Hi again @waynerooney @Persie_Official @rioferdy5 - a souvenir snap for you: https://t.co/6gxpRcRKC1 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Group hug, lads? @WayneRooney @rioferdy5 @Persie_Official 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Mwah x @Persie_Official 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

You OK, buddy? @Persie_Official - here if want to talk. 6 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

You OK, lads @WayneRooney @rioferdy5 @Persie_Official ? Here if you need me. 7 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @Persie_Official 8 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Confined to the dustbin of treacherous history: @Persie_Official 8 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

RT @joalarsen: @piersmorgan you got some attention a while ago in the Norwegian newspaper #winning @Persie_Official and @WayneRooney. h ... 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Please don't panic @WayneRooney & @Persie_Official - 16th is nothing to worry about. Gulp. http://t.co/eECB0N6x 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

You OK, guys @WayneRooney @Persie_Official? #MindTheGap 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

The little boy inside me is beginning to scream 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha' @persie_official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Tick-tock, tick-tock... @persie_official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

"Dear Sir Alex, I'm not happy with the direction the Club is taking.." @persie_official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Great cross. @persie_official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Great corner. @persie_official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

BOOOOM! 1-0. #hejoinsloserswhenhewantsto @persie_official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Piers Morgan

Congratulations @persie_official - we have a new #Benchwarmer . 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Oh, I will.. RT @LukeDonald: RVP shower Piers with compliments, he wont know what to do! RT @piersmorgan unfollow me @Persie_Official 9 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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