.@BarackObama i use my smart-phone to look at boobs , 1 week ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama Billy Joel should AT LEAST be on the $50 bill. Sort it. 2 weeks ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama #teens are doing skateboard dough-nuts on my lawn and I’ve had it up to here. (My hand is up high near my head) its bullsh #t! 2 weeks ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama Sometimes I try to star a funny tweet & I get a message saying that person has blocked me. Sir, this hurts a lot. 3 weeks ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama Literally get on a horse & fly in the opposite direction if Bush tries to talk to you about Syria today. 4 weeks ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama http://t.co/QC4TahDZvm + http://t.co/YtfWiv7fFg = ? 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

Just doing my duty as a citizen, sir. RT @BarackObama: @robdelaney In a time of trial, your tweets are like a beacon in the night. #420NO 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama are you gonna lasso that asteroid or what? your a joke man… #tcot north Korrea is making u look like a socailist ween 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @worldismines: @robdelaney @BarackObama y'all niggas gay as hell man. 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

For me it’s about fitness, not pageantry. RT @BarackObama: @robdelaney Have you ever thought about entering a bodybuilding tournament? 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama are Asian women allowed to own property in Maine 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama are wolves bears ? 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama @NRA You can have my dad jeans when you peel them off my toned, dead dad buns. 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

WHOA. RT @BarackObama: I don’t often do “Follow Friday,” but Michelle & I think this is #terrific: http://t.co/P6Sa8gfwZK 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama you’re literally the worst president since hitler even George bush would’ve fixed this @BurgerKing debacle by now 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama The platypus. Jewish conspiracy? 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama I’m doing cocaine off a sword right now. JK buddy just keepin’ you on your toes! #FreeTibet 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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.@BarackObama do u still have my copy of pet sematary ? 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama Will u be addressing this in the State of the Union? https://t.co/PgZruK4X 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@BarackObama Please RT (re-tweet): https://t.co/ENyZ1gYP 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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