.@MarthaStewart do I get your motor running? Would u “F” me? 3 weeks ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

Order the “blue pill”! JK, have a great lunch! #LOL RT @MarthaStewart: Matrix lunch at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel. All women honorees 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: @marthastewart.com for themarthablog 1 month ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: Dont use too much coriander in your meatballs. 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: http://t.co/U9ogMTiGoz 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

I see 4, Martha. Impressed? RT @MarthaStewart: How many eggs am I frying? My chickens are doing a great job http://t.co/13XBzOn6Gh 2 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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??? RT @MarthaStewart: Watch me peek into my employees bags & help them 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: hey buzz: mrs. milman's chocolate frosting is not difficult - you should not have such a hard time. mr milman , by the way, died on wed 3 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm 4 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: Safest way to melt beeswax is in a pyrex measuring cup(qt size)set in a simmering pot of water. Never melt wax over on open flame!!! 4 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart LOL http://t.co/6KBcvCtg 5 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart best way 2 get jizz out of suede? it’s a lot of jizz, like more than just 1 dude’s jizz. it’s basically load city up in here 5 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart would love to take u to a jazz club for hors d’oeuvres then back to my loft & just see what happens 6 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart jump up & down on my butt ? 6 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: Dont use too much coriander in your meatballs. 6 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart i luv 2 fart . 6 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart would u like to see zz top with me 6 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

.@MarthaStewart Women routinely vomit after I make love to them. 7 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

:@MarthaStewart guess what my mustache smells like 7 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney

RT @MarthaStewart: Just arrived in london. Any suggestions for what not to miss??? Weather superb today 7 months ago  reply  retweet  share

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Rob Delaney