Heather B. Armstrong
A double-sided Scooby Snack
My 3-yr-old just told a random kid at the grocery store, "My granddaughter has the same shoes!"
What. Doesn't every mommyblogger have her own chauffeur? http://t.co/GYUrBbYr20
You know who's super cute? The god who invented curdled milk. What a great guy.
The number one piece of advice I give to new parents is: you are so fucked.
My kid just apologized for farting. In the eyes of my immediate family she might as well go ahead and deny the existence of god.
You're not allowed to tell me about the dream you had last night unless you have a British accent AND just inhaled a helium balloon.
If this isn’t for you, it’s for someone you know:... http://t.co/U9QVbceIac
That moment you accidentally pinch your kid with the seat belt and instead of sympathy you think karma.