Heather B. Armstrong
@dooce
A double-sided Scooby Snack
NERRRRRRDS. http://t.co/GKQ48AUcrf @kristenhowerton
Hashtag peanut butter: http://t.co/hjb4lSRJAV http://t.co/HpCWzxEVKn
RT @kristenhowerton: Great list from @whoorl on how to help Oklahoma right now: (http://t.co/0lzSEJsqFw)
A personal injury law firm called Cougars & Douche
My 3-yr-old just told a random kid at the grocery store, "My granddaughter has the same shoes!"
What. Doesn't every mommyblogger have her own chauffeur? http://t.co/GYUrBbYr20
Did anybody else in NY get caught in that flash flood last week? http://t.co/Hb23hNdsrZ http://t.co/dWJLc2Le52
You know who's super cute? The god who invented curdled milk. What a great guy.
The number one piece of advice I give to new parents is: you are so fucked.
My kid just apologized for farting. In the eyes of my immediate family she might as well go ahead and deny the existence of god.
Grandmother and mothers and daughters: http://t.co/iM4dWcbw64: http://t.co/8Hh8z241dx
You're not allowed to tell me about the dream you had last night unless you have a British accent AND just inhaled a helium balloon.
And off again: http://t.co/t0vMfpBZ3T http://t.co/eM0ZNeeQ3w
If this isn’t for you, it’s for someone you know:... http://t.co/U9QVbceIac
Shazam for personality disorders.
Stuff I found while looking around: http://t.co/fyDap0LqnC http://t.co/w98U56MohY
Check out my Curate for a Cause collection benefiting @everymomcounts over at @jossandmain:... http://t.co/uGmRFvKg6F
That moment you accidentally pinch your kid with the seat belt and instead of sympathy you think karma.
Like, totally epic 360 all the way: http://t.co/bDrxktNqpn http://t.co/BvxpIQs3A7
I'm listening: http://t.co/GTQSLziiYT http://t.co/HyoDVIliKG
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