Slow day I guess for parking enforcement. Didn't even know you could fined for this. Neat. http://t.co/y7FKoJiglA
drag-tween asked: Hey Em, are you there? "Darkness Falls" is on FX right NOW! (Man, your pantyhose...). But... http://t.co/xzethbxlKJ
Why is The Family Stone not on Netflix? Why don't I own it? Why am I out of wine? #Christmas
If I wanted to watch a safe game, I'd watch people play chess. #nflthursdays
Hey angry women, all women are not interesting, funny, smart & dynamic. All women don't "kick ass" either. Sincerely, just a woman.
Smelling butts is totally an efficient way to tell if someone is cool. http://t.co/507zCzbw8p
Video: Advice Day on Essnemma. Smelling butts. http://t.co/FvwyTMjjCv
Photo: abigaildonaldson: Chanel Métiers d’Art Paris-Dallas Pre-Fall 2014 Karl Lagerfeld’s latest Chanel... http://t.co/TU8iJd6OKA