When you're on a road of pain you will desperately search for the road of pleasure. 5 seconds ago reply • retweet • share
And I got a new lipstick. Lady Danger. But I need a liner. I'm ghetto. I wear liner like Selena Rip 14 seconds ago reply • retweet • share
.@JuddApatow I woke up with 400 dollars cash and no ATM withdrawals. 30 seconds ago reply • retweet • share
RT @KristinaLyttle: Happy Birthday handsome! Have a glass of Dom for me @_MAXWELL_ 31 seconds ago reply • retweet • share
They are replaying my most recent appearance on @CraigyFerg's Late Late Show tonight, FYI. Kiss kiss! 49 seconds ago reply • retweet • share
My daughter and I just tried to make Cat Beards for 30 min.. omg. just google it. #EpicFailure 55 seconds ago reply • retweet • share
@TheRealTobyMac Fans (tomorrow - Fri)... set your DVRs to watch TobyMac perform "Me Without You" for @EHasselbeck's Birthday!!! #ooh #ooh 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
RT @emeryemeryii: OK, #AtheistUnite! Send $ to the atheist woman who Wolf Blitzer confused for a sheep. http://t.co/UZYN0fvhPg β¦ How soon... 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
BREAKING NEWS::.. #FAST6 drops tonight for #MIDNIGHT SHOWINGS WORLDWIDE!!!! Pre-Order your tix NOW!!!!" 2night!!! Now!! 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
RT @kim_martin12: @JuddApatow while on Ambien, I started breakdancing and did somersaults in my bed and almost broke my neck then fell asleβ¦ 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
Listenin 2 couple in hallway debate whether 2 have sex b4 or after dinner. Woman "Well I don't wanna do it on a full stomach!" #genius 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
Heading to 2 James turrell exhibits tonight. My favorite living artist. I'm excited. http://t.co/aONKEBGbGU 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
RT @1Dashab: #theshowwithvinny is #UNBELIEVABLY #AWESOME!!! πππ I almost pee my pants every episode! And Vinnys #Mom.. Adorable π @VINNYGUAβ¦ 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
RT @SexyScorpioBabe: @BILLBELLAMY gotta stay away from them 100% cotton thongs. You'll be hurting all day lol 1 minute ago reply • retweet • share
Photo: #TBT #weoutchea http://t.co/BuGZfoy3XT 2 minutes ago reply • retweet • share
Should your AUNTIE join Black People Meet or http://t.co/aH5W6doceW? http://t.co/OGOyxo9OE0 3 minutes ago reply • retweet • share
Harry Styles
"Hey, you're not a good dancer." Thank you so much for that.
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