I don't give a fuck if I spelled his name incorrectly. It's Joycean, deal with it.
Cameron went to Afghanistan with Michale Owen? Is he now so injured he needs live closer to the source of morphine?
Mission accomplished in Afghanistan. Mission objectives pointless loss of life, blowing taxes on missiles and bailing out before civil war.
Don't need a PHD to see you've had HIV since Primary 3 #BadIdeasforGrimeFlows
My Grime flows were in my notebook, I see it on eBay and you'll get shook, your feedback will be a right hook, etc
People who would have benefited from my charity gig will probably die if you don't find my notebook. I want you to think about that.
To you, my notebook will just seem like a lot of random sentences about rape, drone warfare & being fingered by a sign language interpreter
I was going to do a wee charity gig in March, but the set is in a small brown notebook which I have lost in Glasgow. If you see it, geez it
On your deathbed do you think you'll wish you had more sex, or gave more love? Probably it'll be a bit of both.
I will destroy your inhibitions & replace them with new inhibitions against things like profit and greed, as outlined in my new book (£20pp)
When giving a terminal diagnosis, I think doctors should make a wee "Game Over" noise like in a computer game
That Andy Murray acceptance speech was like something from the Hunger Games