ManCat The Cat/Man Man
Stuart Hall got 15 months, apparently the judge couldn’t give him 15 years because there was a worry he’d ejaculate on hearing his sentence
I enjoy Twitter, but can't help looking ahead to wonder what the next platform will be for randoms to tell me to go fuck myself.
Saatchi said she was only crying because she doesn’t like arguing, I wonder why she wouldn’t like arguing?
Saatchi thinks throttling someone is “playful“? Probably watches The Boston Strangler wondering why they didn’t cast Dave Benson Philips.
Anyone who doubts that power corrupts should have a think about what arseholes tall people are
It's nice that all Vines being totally shit hasn't discouraged people from making them
Father's Day is giving a card to someone who, by definition, doesn't give a shit about cards
I see Rupert Murdoch's getting divorced. Fuck knows what she's going to do with half a Deathstar.
I don’t want my girlfriend to see my internet history never mind the government.
To be clear, I don't want you to kill yourself. I want you to get taken out by the cops while you kill everybody like you.
The world would be a better place if people tweeted less and killed themselves more