Frankie Boyle
@frankieboyle
ManCat The Cat/Man Man
RT @EvanBattison: @frankieboyle my dad @BattisonD died yesterday, and he was a massive fan. I know it makes no difference but a RT would me…
RT @robinince: language and comprehension yet again proves too tricky for some http://t.co/0nAmlYomEk
Stuart Hall got 15 months, apparently the judge couldn’t give him 15 years because there was a worry he’d ejaculate on hearing his sentence
I enjoy Twitter, but can't help looking ahead to wonder what the next platform will be for randoms to tell me to go fuck myself.
Saatchi said she was only crying because she doesn’t like arguing, I wonder why she wouldn’t like arguing?
Saatchi thinks throttling someone is “playful“? Probably watches The Boston Strangler wondering why they didn’t cast Dave Benson Philips.
RT @vivahate72: Thanks to @frankieboyle for sending me this for winning the @Mozarmyquiz quiz last month! http://t.co/qv6HSFHOmt
Anyone who doubts that power corrupts should have a think about what arseholes tall people are
It's nice that all Vines being totally shit hasn't discouraged people from making them
RT @rowandavies: Almost all the recent signatures on the #banrapeporn petition are women. Can we not get some men on there? http://t.co/e2O…
"@WillYoung93: Hope @frankieboyle drops Freestyle Volume Two in the near future" Maybe another with Glenn Wool late July
"@adamec87: After the revolution, I really hope @frankieboyle comes back to comedy" It's a deal
RT @ReprieveUK: .@David_Cameron meets Obama today at the G8 - will he raise #Guantanamo & Brit resident Shaker Aamer? http://t.co/dnxCz5y16l
Father's Day is giving a card to someone who, by definition, doesn't give a shit about cards
RT @chessmartinez: Tomorrow is the half way point for #WOWpetition!! Help us get to 50,000 signatures and fight the disability cuts: http:/…
I see Rupert Murdoch's getting divorced. Fuck knows what she's going to do with half a Deathstar.
RT @ReprieveUK: Read Shaker Aamer in today's Guardian: http://t.co/xeQdMRK02W
I don’t want my girlfriend to see my internet history never mind the government.
To be clear, I don't want you to kill yourself. I want you to get taken out by the cops while you kill everybody like you.
The world would be a better place if people tweeted less and killed themselves more
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