My career is pretty sexy - I've been in two nickelodeon shows and was1
Hold up, the Pope was a bouncer at a nightclub? Somebody tell me Jesus was a DJ and my life will be made.
I wasn't following Hilary Duff til just now. I would like for us all to share in a moment of silence to reflect on this tragedy
My cover of "Story of My Life" by One Direction... http://t.co/XAmr4OgKjb
I really appreciate my groupons but let's be real I'm never gonna use the trip for 2 to solvang
RIP to Paul Walker and the driver of the vehicle, who is rarely acknowledged because he is not famous. A travesty all around.
So many songs on the radio right now sound like they were sung by goats.
Literally just got the stink-eye from a grown man because I made fun of his child to his face. I mean...
Why are people way more eager to slap "world famous" on fish tacos than any other food? We never hear about "world famous" orange chicken...
I just got approached and asked if I was "that famous viner". I either feel terrible or great about this but I haven't decided yet.
I am always and never surprised by the amount of baby pictures where I already look "over it" http://t.co/zrrkBeKlad
In case any of you were wondering, McDonald's is open today. Not that I went there or anything. Happy thanksgiving to all
Happy Thanksgiving! I am not thankful for the four pounds I'll gain today.